Karaoke Night

So I am going to keep this post very brief because I am busy building one of my other websites but last night was karaoke night and its was an all around good night but pretty darn slow. You people need to start drinking more OK!! But one thing that did stand out is the asian guy and the girl with the oldschool hair all poofed up singing some scorpions songs. I have to say they were very entertaining. I really enjoyed listening to them and they put on quite a show haha. But I will tell you what I am really excited about is tonight! There is a hypnotist show and I am definitely bringing my camera to capture some of the funny moments. I'm sure I will have some stories to tell tonight at around 3am so stick around.
Peace out my homies haha
sorry i'm in a hyper mood I love watching people get hypnotized haha

Tips for some of the guys that just don't get it!

Tonight was an all around awesome night. Great music. A lot of friends came out and were dancing the night away. But I have to just touch on a few things with the guys out there. I had a guy call his wife a bitch in front of me tonight. I told him don't call her a bitch. He said shes my wife. I told him even more reason to not call her a bitch and your not calling any girl a bitch in this bar. Now maybe its just me because I have 2 sisters that I am very close with but if I knew that a guy was calling my sister a bitch for no good reason I would beat the spit out of his mouth if you know what I mean. Another guy gave a girl his business card by sticking it in her shirt while grabbing the goods. Put the card in her hand asshole. It will get you a lot further. That being said guys, just respect women. It will get you where you wanna be and lets face it. If it weren't for women us guys would be lost.

The night ended with a guy coming back to get his jacket and handing one of the other bouncers a rose and saying happy valentines day bud. He wasn't gay he was just drunk. Haha

I am beat. Goodnight to all. Guys don't forget about valentines day. Treat your girl to a good night out.

Public Transportation and Funny older women

So I rode the bus to work last night. I always end up talking to the weirdest people. There was this guy last night(younger guy) that kept sticking his tongue out when he talked. I swear his tongue was like Gene Simmons from kiss. He was like a snake just sticking his tongue out super far after almost every sentence. I asked him what he does for work because he looked like he worked at a movie theater. He had a bow tie on and was looking pretty sharp. He said oh you know just walk around and pick up trash and stuff. I was asking what his position was not what his job description was. Anyway I thought he was a pretty funny cat. couldn't get passed the tongue thing though. A little strange if you ask me.

It was a pretty fun friday night. Started out with mostly older people but as it got later some younger kids started to show up. This group of 21 year old kids show up. Mostly Mexican but one white dude. One of them just rushed passed me strait to the bar. I grab his arm and say hey I need to see your ID before you come in here like that. I check all of his buddies IDs and they were all 21. He said he left his ID in his jacket. The way he rushed in he obviously wasn't 21. I'm only 22 I know all the tricks. So I told him sorry bud you can't come in.

Now I don't know what part of you can't come in he didn't understand but about 15 minutes later after I had told the bouncer at the back door to look out for this guy the moron tries to jump over the fence in the back which is about 6 feet tall and then has another 4 foot drop on the backside. The kid being stupid and unathletic catches his foot on the railing and eats it right on his face. The other bouncer said he thought the kid was going to break his neck. Some people have a few screws loose in there tiny little brains. Anyway he ended up helping the kid up and kicked him strait out and told him to use his head and not in the way of landing gear.

Later on there were some older ladies that stuck plastic cups over there boobs and thought it would be funny to walk around and see who noticed first haha. I hope I have that much fun when I'm older.

Anyway it was a pretty entertaining night and had some good music playing.
 Stay tuned for stories from tonight

Wedding Crashers and William Hung in the Same Room!!

Tonight was one of those nights where you just wish you had a hidden camera. I get to the bar a bit early so I order some Tacos, which by the way are the best Tacos in the world!!

It was karaoke night so people were taking their turns singing. There was a guy singing some eagles songs that was really good and a woman that comes in quite a lot who has an amazing voice. Then this guy who is one of the most entertaining guys I have ever met comes on stage. It is like watching the movie wedding crashers all over again. He is like a mix between Jay Z and Vince Vaughn when he sings. He talks throughout the whole song and still makes it interesting to listen too. Haha really funny stuff.

Towards the end of the night here comes an Asian fellow in a full black tracksuit. lol. Ok a little weird going to a bar in a tracksuit but no worries I will let it slide. He gets up on stage and OMG its Willam Hung from american idol all over again. I was sitting there trying to look scary cause i'm the bouncer and I could not keep a straight face haha. It was hilarious. Someone give this guy a record deal.

Half way through the night these people that who had were probably on a pretty good buzz were putting quarters on there elbows and trying to throw their hand down and catch them in their hand. They were trying it over and over again and couldn't get it. I go over there and get it first try. Not hard people its called being sober. A lot easy to catch the quarter off the elbow. It was like watching 5 year olds play. But gotta admit pretty fun trying to catch a quarter off of your elbow haha.

The night ended with some girls making out in the corner looking as though they were getting pretty into it. Not sure if that was love or just a lot of alcohol. All around  it was a fun night.

Introduction to a Bar Bouncer

When I was a young teenager I would always look at bouncers of bars and nightclubs and think I wonder what that job would be like. There the boss. No matter who someone is they decide whether they can have a fun night of dancing and drinking at that establishment or not. But I always wondered what they see. What they have to deal with. And the stories they might have from being in a position where all the beautiful ladies come to them for protection.

I came from a background of extreme sports and managed to find myself living and visiting some of the most beautiful places in the world. Hawaii, Lake Tahoe, Zermatt Switzerland, Whistler- British Columbia and it had seemed as though my mind had grown in age faster than my body. At the young age of 22 I had seemed to have done more and seen more than most people in there 40s.

So the last place I was living was the beautiful North Shore of Oahu. I was doing surf photography and finish carpentry for money and making a killing at $50/hour with certain projects on the construction jobs. I managed to live the life out there for almost 3 years until the economy over there just shut down.

I found myself back in California but this time it was Southern California instead of Northern California where I grew up. I thought what can I do with the limited amount of contacts I have out here in Southern California. So I went on the job hunt. I knew a guy who I had been camping with and he said they may be looking for extra bouncers at this famous little dive bar in San Juan Capistrano. Flash backs of the interest I had as a little teen came to my mind, and I jumped at the opportunity. The money might not be what I was used to but the stories and contacts I would make would be worth it.

So here are my stories of being a bouncer. The fights, the women, the music, the drunks.

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